Awesome Facts of the Week

Monday: Nose jobs appeared as early as 400 B.C. in India.

Tuesday: Houdini's real name was Erik Weisz

Wednesday: All polar bears are left-handed

Thursday: The ancient Greek philosopher Chryssiphus died from laughter (literally!) while watching a drunk donkey try to eat a bowl of fruit.

Friday: The Volkswagon Beetle was invented by the Nazis.

My Top Ten of 2010

2010 was an okay year. Here are my top ten favorite things about it.

1. Invisible Swords
2. Drama Class
3. Vegas Missions
4. Lord of the Rings #9, 10, and 11
5. Angry Man #8
6. Summer Camp
7. Juho
8. Sauron Blog
9. Homecoming
10. Bible 9

What I Learned This Semester

We just had the Unholy Finals, which are supposed to test us on all the stuff we learned all year. I didn't really learn any of that stuff, though. Here is what really went into my memory banks:

• In Middle-earth, different geographical areas have a level of sentinence. Evil Mountains!
• I learned several Korean phrases from our local foreign exchange student, like, "big fat panda!"
• There is a 50% chance that when you want to watch T.V., all your favorite channels will be on commercial at the same time
• The British are funny
• All those Facebook posts were really Taylor Swift songs(more on this later)
• I rock at World History
• Physics sucks
• Tiny model trebuchets were not meant to fire grapes
• People(you know who you are!) sometimes creep my Facebook page
• Peter Jackson is directing the Hobbit
• Harry Potter is fantastic
• Some other thing
• pineapples have 36 chromosomes
• the seating chart is either a really creepy coincidence or a setup