Attention Universe A

Ladies and Gentlemen, this is you Universes' landlord speaking. In one year this Universe is scheduled for demolition. The forms have been on display in the form of the Mayan calendar for over 500 years, so there's no reason to complain. Until the final day, you must vacate the premises. Also remember to:

• Lock up the Bermuda Triangle
• Notify your neighbors in Universe 1 that you will be away indefinitely
• Turn off all stars and proto-stars
• Return all matter to its pre-atomic state
• Place any dark matter into the black holes provided
• Be sure all protons and electrons fully entropy
• Return any dimensions you do not have any use for

Any remaining Time can be claimed back as Space, if you correctly fill in your Time Return Forms. If you have not been issued a Time Return Form, then this is an illusion caused by your limited dimensionality. Relax, and an authorized Time Collection Agent will be along to assist you.

I hope you enjoyed your stay in reality - God, Universe A Landlord.