A knight rides up a hill towards a dragon's lair.
Knight: Vile dragon, prepare to meet thy death, for now I shall kill thee!
Dragon: Really? You're going to kill me?
Knight: Yes, I'm going to ride up that hill and stab you in the belly.
Dragon: Alright, just watch out for my garden.
Knight: What?
Dragon: My garden. Especially the tulips. I love tulips.
Knight: You garden?
Dragon: What, you've never had a hobby? Or do you always ride up mountains and threaten to kill people.
Knight: Only on weekends. Most of the time I prefer reading, or surfing the web.
Dragon: You are a very lazy knight, you know that?
Knight: You insult me! Prepare to meet THY DOOM!
Knight charges, Dragon roars.
The End
