All About Super Bowl Commercials

Super Bowl Commercials. Some were good. Some were bad. A few were funny. Most were about beer. So here thet are, the terrbile ones, the future viral video ones, the beer ones. Well, maybe not all of them. I'll leave out the movies. I'll also keep it PG. (This means YOU Kim Kardashian!)

First Quarter

They didn't do anything to the kitchen!. Rating: 5/10 Funnies

I love animal revenge. But didn't we see this last year with the shock-collar dog? Rating: 5/10 Funnies.



If I were to be arrested, I would want to go to Fancy Prison. Rating: 5/10 Awesomes.



One, disturbing. Two, is he snorting Doritos? Three, I will never eat Doritos without thinking of this commercial. Rating: 7/10 Funnies.



Senior citizens are funnier than animals or kids. Scientifically proven. Rating: 7/10 Funnies.



No can will hurt that much. Rating: 4/10 Fails (1 being the most fail).



Bud Light! The king of commercials. Rating: 7/10 Funnies. Beer commercail count: 1. Not an endorsement of Bud Light.

Hahaha! A volcano! What is it with that kid? Rating: 9/10 Funnies.

Lesson 1: Doritos solves all you problems. Rating: 7/10 Funnies.

I find it unlikely ANY car could be that good. Not even Bumblebee. Rating: 5/10 Fails.

What a jerk. Only semi-funny, but the fail overrules it. Rating: 2/10 Fails.

End of First Quarter. Go fill up your pretzel bowl and watch some football game until the next commercial.