What I Learned This Semester

We just had the Unholy Finals, which are supposed to test us on all the stuff we learned all year. I didn't really learn any of that stuff, though. Here is what really went into my memory banks:

• In Middle-earth, different geographical areas have a level of sentinence. Evil Mountains!
• I learned several Korean phrases from our local foreign exchange student, like, "big fat panda!"
• There is a 50% chance that when you want to watch T.V., all your favorite channels will be on commercial at the same time
• The British are funny
• All those Facebook posts were really Taylor Swift songs(more on this later)
• I rock at World History
• Physics sucks
• Tiny model trebuchets were not meant to fire grapes
• People(you know who you are!) sometimes creep my Facebook page
• Peter Jackson is directing the Hobbit
• Harry Potter is fantastic
• Some other thing
• pineapples have 36 chromosomes
• the seating chart is either a really creepy coincidence or a setup